Two Short Years

I feel like I’m entering a U.S. president’s second term with all these gray hairs popping up. Fortunately, I’m not the president, and you can be assured I’ll never run for office. I won’t even run to the bathroom, I’ll pee my pants instead. I tore my ACL in my left knee when I was 13 during a Babe Ruth All Star Game. That’s why I don’t run. It’s never been repaired. The doctors said I’ll eventually need a whole knee replacement so I...

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